Whatever Will We Call Him?



In the quest to bring you the highest form of online literature I diligently research other successful blogs on a daily basis. This also happens to be one of my favorite forms of entertainment so really it has nothing to do with a quest to bring you the best blog…I just like to read theirs. Two of the most popular women bloggers are Ree Drummond who authors The Pioneer Woman and Ann Voskamp who brings us A Holy Experience. During my endless hours of tireless research, a pattern emerged…  each of them have a nickname for the man in their life. Ree is in the midst of marital bliss with “The Marlboro Man” and the head of Ann’s household is known as “The Farmer”.

Clearly, the key to an outstanding award winning blog is to have a clever byname for the one you lie in bed next to each night, the one who donated half the DNA to create your children and the one you stood at the altar and committed your life to some time ago.  It is with all of those things in mind that I bring you this week’s Top Ten Tuesday…


Whatever will we call him…?

 

10. Winner of Bread

9. Bacon Bringer Homer

8. Stud Muffincake 

7.  Lacy Baby Daddy

6.  Ole Jus

5.  The Cowboy

4. Clint Westwood

3. Daddy-O

2. King Jus

1. Big Sexy

I realize #1 errs on the side of inappropriate but when I think of the dude this is all I get! I don’t think I’ll stick with this title on a regular basis, so I really need some ideas people! Leave a comment.  My brain just ain’t what it used to be…FROM THIS SIDE OF THIRTY.