Top Ten Things You May Not Know About the Mister


This week, someone posted pictures on Facebook from their wedding earlier this year. There was a picture of Ole Jus and me dancing.  It wasn’t long before I received a text message from a friend saying, “You got Justin to dance?!?!?!?” So without further ado, I’d like to welcome this week’s top ten list…things you may not know about the mister…
 
 
10. The dude can dance. His last name is Matejka of Czech origin; it makes up 50% of his blood to be exact. Therefore he came from a family of beer drinking and rug cuttin’.  Between family weddings, anniversaries and other celebrations of the sort he likely learned to dance before he could tie his shoe.  I, on the other hand, am not much of a dancing breed. Although my grandfather was an award winning Square Dance Caller, my dad was adopted.  As far as I know, my people come from a faraway land where you were punished by flogging for tappin your foot. Yes…that’s it. As a result, our “first dance” at our wedding concluded before the song wrapped up. Over the years, I’ve learned to embrace the fact that my hubs can dance and wants to dance with me.  So now, I let him lead flawlessly and I follow poorly. So maybe the text should have read, Justin got you to dance?!?!?!“ Not only a dancer, but a guitarist could be on his resume. He picked it up about 5 years ago and plays for the kids every night at bedtime.

9. He is also an excellent chef.  I tried for years to have dinner ready when he came home, and half of the time I was successful. The other times I brought out my culinary skills it was too salty, burnt, undercooked or just gross. I should also add that he would eat the bottom of my shoe if I had cooked it and put it on his plate.  He never made me feel bad about it and always choked down whatever I served…burnt, salty or gross.  It didn’t take long for me to catch on to the fact that every item I fixed for our meal he took and “fixed” again. He would add some seasoning, make some gravy, and sometimes turn my meal into something completely different…and more delicious. These days he does 90% of the cooking around this household. He enjoys it and excels in it so I spend my time making sure he has all the ingredients within his reach to feed this family. I even prompted him recently, “Since I’m home more now do you want me to cook a few times a week?” His answer? “No. I’ll keep doing it.”

8. Back in the olden days when we had kids to bathe every night, we would take turns doing the dishes and doing the bathing. Eventually, he decided he would rather bathe our flatware than our little people every night. We got into that routine. Some things have changed. I don’t have to bathe our little people anymore because they aren’t little now, but he still does the dishes after dinner every night. Lucky girl…I know, but he won’t touch a bit of laundry.

7.  He doesn’t like deer hunting and fishing so much. If you find him in a stand or on a boat doing either of these, it is likely because he is there to accompany one of our kids on the expedition.  He likes any type of hunting that involves dogs; like hog, squirrel, and raccoon. Sounds to me like he isn’t big on sitting still. Too bad ‘cuz I’m not real big on squirrel adorning my dinner plate.

6.  If I supply a book, he will read it.  I tend to stick with be-a-better-man and be-a-better-christian when I’m out book shopping for him, but I’m pretty sure he would read just about anything I laid in front of him. I have to be careful though.  The homeschool idea came from one of those books, so I try and study the contents well enough to know if it will require any effort on my part for him to “be a better man”.

5.  He owns more pair of shorts now than he has in over 30 years.  His wardrobe of choice (for the last 25+ years) consists of Wrangler jeans and wrinkle free button down shirts. I guess that’s what real cowboys wear. However, I think he looks awfully attractive in a khaki pair of cargo shorts. Last summer when we visited Disney World, I pumped up his wardrobe with a pair of shorts for every day of the week. I think this will constitute a lifetime supply for Ole Jus.

4. He can draw. He can’t paint, color or be overly creative, but given a pencil and paper he can sketch out anything you can imagine. His specialty would be farm animals I suppose.  Just last week in church I drew a horse and asked him to add a cowboy atop the mount. When he was done I said, “You made my horse look bad.” His response, “Your horse is bad.”

3.  He thinks a good chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes can cure any illness you may develop. Cold? Chicken fried steak. Flu? Chicken fried steak. Stomach virus? Yep. Chicken fried steak.

2. He gets really nervous in traffic or crowded parking lots. In the event, he makes an anxious throat-clearing grunt sort of sound to which I always react with a gentle verbal reassurance and comforting pat on the arm. Not! I make an imitating inflated version of the same sound then usually laugh hysterically.

1.  He did not take one college class. He is my amazingly sexy man’s man who knew exactly what he wanted to spend his life doing and worked his way to where he is today.  I am so thankful for his hard work every minute of every day. It is a huge blessing to spend my life with a man who has a passion for cattle and agriculture and be able to support his family by living his dream. That’s the stuff of real true life…FROM THIS SIDE OF THIRTY.