After a few relaxing, tranquil days on the beach in Mexico at a beautiful resort there is one very important thing I've learned...Everyone expects a tip. Today is your lucky day! These are some great tips I've learned during my stay here...
1. No one who lives in Canada has any sympathy for Texans who are complaining about a rough winter.
2. High school Spanish classes will do nothing for you while traveling in Spanish speaking countries.
3. Cellulite does not discriminate.
4. A seemingly leisure kayak trip will prove to be more like a grueling test of our marriage. (Of which I may have failed)(but it would have been better if he didn't keep hitting my paddle with his paddle!)
5. There is a phrase that compares John Wayne and toilet paper, "They don't take crap off anyone". That is what you'll find in the lavatories across the border.
6. I will NEVER EVER wear a swimsuit bottom that is smaller in the back than it is in the front. And maybe everyone, both male and female, should consider that. Especially those who are wearing them...FROM THIS SIDE OF THIRTY.